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wittyusernamehere


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Thanks for petting me, I love you! 9 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
"I'll help you get the ladies."
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A question worth answering 24 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Blonde moment? XD
A question worth answering 24 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
The moon reflects the sun's light...
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Uno you didn't! 5 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
At least you won.
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explaining ISIS 54 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
The last two pictures...I can't imagine carrying my little brother like that.
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Freedom 31 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Nande12 is saying that at least gays can be together openly in the US, whereas other places they would be killed in the open and everybody would think it'd be for the better. Yes marriage has its benefits, but I'm sure gays would much rather want to be together and not married than not be together at all.
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Sam Winchester, the first to do the Ice Bucket Challenge 7 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Don't forget Scott, Stiles, and Alison in Teen Wolf XD
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History is great 16 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
How about that one time when the group of assassins tried assassinating Franz Ferdinand three times and failed the first two times and only got him the third time by coincidence.
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When I have entered the class just before the teacher arrives 8 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Dude, it's a movie.
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A trick to make your friends look gulible 3 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
That was the middle school joke of the year XD
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Wow this guy is a pro... Oh 7 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Well then somebody needs to get a girlfriend
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Interesting social experiment 25 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Nah, he looks Indian to me. (Yes I'm being sarcastic)
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We The People vs The Government 21 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
And I'm sure, if the guest was talking about the policemen, he/she was thinking about their bravery in other situations and felt remorse towards them in this situation.
We The People vs The Government 21 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
I agree with that, but you can't deny that police die, too, protecting the public everyday.
We The People vs The Government 21 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Ok but in the picture, where do you see the politicians? Where do you see anybody but the public and the police?
Hans Christian Anderson. 15 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
EdVard Collin, not EdWard Collin
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We The People vs The Government 21 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
The police are government workers.
We The People vs The Government 21 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
I think guest #1 was talking about the policemen, not the politicians, as they're the ones in the picture.
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Give this man an award for being awesome 7 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Look at Leo's face. It's all, "Damn right."
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I challenge someone to make a FunSubstance app 25 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Grape_cloud, they do have an official Instagram. :)
Punch dat n*gga 44 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Bro I didn't read the bible and I still know it's photoshopped.
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He just wants some food 8 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
"This didn't turn out as planned."
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Clean the ocean of plastic 11 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
That's because nobody will look past the bad population to see that we also have people that will (or already have) become great additions to society.
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The cost of ink 8 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Or lower the price of ink
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He'll never forget the night he scored a m*lf 11 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
And how many guys in their teens have you called sluts for having sex?
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