wittyusernamehere

wittyusernamehere


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Raccoon secrets 12 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Some raccoons just want to watch the world burn.
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I spilt a latte on it. 20 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Shhhhh let us believe
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I spilt a latte on it. 20 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Felicity and Oliver need to happen though!! The last season was too much of a tease with them. ~.~
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Expectations of women 7 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Well in the video, she didn't even know him and agreed to jump in his car because he was leaning on the lamho (which actually is his) but then he starts walking to the car in the back and she walks away from him and when he calls out to her, she doesn't even look back at him. I think it's fair to women like this, but not all women cause I know I would not jump into some random guy's car for a drive.
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Watching Scary Movie, paused it to read this 10 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Hey guess what? You can specify.
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Watching Scary Movie, paused it to read this 10 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Read the title
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We always blame it on something 5 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Most people I know don't pull out their cellphones when with friends, unless it's something important or they want to show something.
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Most weather apps out there 10 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Bean dip is so yummy. Why can't all dips taste like it?
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Most weather apps out there 10 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Channing Tatum's so hot. Why can't all guys look like him? -__-
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MOCKINGJAY PART ONE TRAILER!!! 19 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Except for the people who read the books, it's so much more. Judging by your comment, you don't read a lot. You should try it and then tell me that it's "just a character".
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I don't remember being that good at 7th grade 13 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
I'm sure she got dress coded. At my high school, you can't even show your shoulders, much less midriffs (not that it stops many girls), but they get dress coded all the time.
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The future of lifesavers 11 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
You could take the lifesaver off your arm and put both arms on it so you're above water.
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And here's another childhood ruined post 32 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Ferb has the same head shape as the dad. o__o Wait, no, I fucked up!
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Why? 22 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
I think it's talking about war, and not the repealing of the second amendment.
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Gay penguins are now parents 33 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
These kinds of things most likely only happen in places like this, where they are taken care of by humans. In the real animal world, it's all about survival of the fittest and reproduction, like literally that is all animals think about so don't worry about them going extinct haha (by natural ways anyways).
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My age... 5 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Well it's before 45 because that's how old my mom is and she's been saying this forever, it feels like.
Gay penguins are now parents 33 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
I agree with you, anon, but I still think we should look at people individually because a gay person can still be an asshole. But yes, it is admirable that they are able to be themselves when there are so many people against that.
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These people have too much money 19 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Mum, language!
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Habits of the Common Bookworm 19 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Yummy_beatles's comment has a link :)
360 rainbow 18 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
What do you see now, wiggle?
Equality? I think not. 62 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
I'm sorry, then, if my comment was harsh, but you sounded like that because not many people would ask the story behind what really happened if the gender roles had been reversed.
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Gay penguins are now parents 33 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
It's because we keep saying society only likes the normal ones, so to retaliate, we bring out the oddballs, but we are society. If that made sense. My sentence is structured awkwardly. Anyways, I think it's because we're trying to be so accepting of non-"normal" people that we've shunned the people that aren't different/eccentric, and now normal is a bad thing. But I'm not saying this to say that normal is cool and different is bad, just that we should accept everything and stop making certain things more special, and therefore making others feel bad because they're not like that. We should just work towards making people feel comfortable in their own skin.
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Bras make breasts "saggier" 14 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
I thought girls already knew this? Which is why we take off our bras and realize the world is a magical place. Plus, boobs sag more because they're used to bras supporting them.
Gay penguins are now parents 33 comments
wittyusernamehere · 10 years ago
Supernovamike, the gay penguins is a post and heterosexual penguins isn't because being gay is still something the world is adapting to. You don't see news about interracial marriages/couples anymore, but I'll bet you there was lots of coverage on that before, when the idea of people from two different races getting married was still frowned upon (well more widely anyways).
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