Cthulhu is pleased by this! 5 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
When god gives you bigoted philosophy, you FIND A NEW GOD.
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Human Burritos 13 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
Is that so, guest? I want to be a law of the universe that forces everyone to be born into a rigid, structured role from which they cannot escape.
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This is how I feel about everyone I love... 26 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
That's cool. Unless you're referring to Loki. He's mine. Or he will be eventually.
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This is pretty impressive 11 comments
A good way to eat the cake WITHOUT touching it! 8 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
Actually, inter-molecular forces do not allow for touching. If you are sitting in a chair right now, you are not touching that chair; instead, the electrons in the chair and the electrons in your ass are repelling each other, thus you are hovering an infinitesimal distance above the chair. On a related note, this means that, no matter how desperately you wish for it, no one will touch you. Ever.
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Leather gloves makes everything cooler 15 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
So fellow commenters have spotted the difference in the first and last pair of shots. I would like to point out that those gloved hands are holding the floss exactly as I would hold a 3-foot string of 27 gauge stainless-steel wire if I so desired to slit or throttle the throat of another.
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Yes!! 20 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
I see stereotyping as a broad term and racism as a specific form of stereotype. For instance, "that guy is inferior cuz he's black" is a clear stereotype. But since it is a kind of stereotype which is based on race, it is also overt racism. (saying someone is inferior based on his/her sexual orientation is also to create a stereotype, but this is homophobia, another form of stereotyping.) I also think that when someone says "I hate that guy cuz he's black," the implication is that he/she is really saying "I hate this guy cuz he's black, which makes him inferior." So again, this is a stereotype based on racism.
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Run. Now. 11 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
But the if you run, you'll be ignoring the furby. And then he/she'll pursue you and hack your limbs into ribbons, your eyes into paste, and your intestines into a messy, kind of delicious salad. The best course of action is to stand absolutely still. Remember, furbies and t-rexes operate on the same principle; and that is that their vision is based on movement.
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Fear leads to anger 7 comments
All his life in pictures 5 comments
There are no words to describe this picture 7 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" Those are the words to describe this picture.
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These guys just earned some bonus respect 29 comments
Robbers will feel bad 2 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
But people who see you pulling out money to buy beer and candy will think you are an asshole.
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These guys just earned some bonus respect 29 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
I live as a parasitic entity on the back of some guy's head.
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Education is the best gift 10 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
Depends on the edition. The seventh edition is quite riveting, well-written, and informative. The sixth edition, of course, is total garbage and hardly fit to be used as emergency toilet paper.
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Poor books! 4 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
No way. The last time whips and "Twilight" met, we got "Fifty Shades of Grey."
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Exactly. 32 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
Guest responsible for the initial comment in this string, you are using a fallacious argument known as "argumentum ad populum," or "appeal to the people." Essentially you are attempting to prove that a thing is good by citing how a bunch of people say so.
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Whenever I wear big pants 5 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
"I can offer you power" said the pants. "I can make the paltry inhabitants of this world bend to your will. All I need is a willing vessel." And so she consented. The pact sealed, the waistline of the pants swelled and crawled up her chest, enveloping the living body as they went, like a snake swallowing its prey. "Now we are one. Let all who oppose us face oblivion!"
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How do you know you are high? 6 comments
Sad but true 13 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
Absolutely. It it a proven fact that people who eat too many sandwiches will become shorter and paler than their sandwich-abstaining counterparts.
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Thanks, Jared! 5 comments
When 12 comments
wmonohon
· 11 years ago
So I interpret this post as a satire of the "shortcomings" of the male genitalia (No pun intended). I mean that orange line piece is four units long; but the tetris setup depicts a gap that would be solved best by a line piece 75% or even 100% longer than the piece sitting between the male's legs. I am not the only one who sees it this way, am I?
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