I am not certain that this post cannot be referred to as a metaphor, but the first sentence is irrefutably a simile. And just to throw in my own two cents, we may also use the term allegory.

He then summoned his Recycling Bin and proceeded to purge the files from there as well.

Revelations 14:37: And thus, God selected all files on his hard drive that pertained to Evil.exe and he deleted them.

Downvote it. @wmonohon is a total asshole.

I'm sorry, did I text-stutter or something?

Don't worry, Pebbleinthepond, this is one of those things that you can masturbate to more than once.

Grammarnazi1, I think your analogy is flawed. The ingredients involved in making these lollipops are just as readily-edible and composed of the exact same chemical compound as the finished product; but the same is not the case when it comes to the raw ingredients needed for making cookies. If this post demonstrated how to make homemade lollipops from corn syrup, water, flavoring, and energy in the form of heat, then such a method would be comparable to homemaking cookies.

Are there any mailpersons around? No you say? Well, it's probably a terminator.

They're not arms. That's ridiculous. They're actually buds which are about to morph into tiny copies of the original head; hydras have a similar feature. And then the eagle shall go forth with two additional maws forming a living crown out of its cranium, and it shall claim its lottery money.

That's my car. That's my car. That's my car. That's my car. That's my car. That's my car. That's my car. That's my neighbor whom I viciously murdered with a base-ball bat. That's my car. That's my car. That's my car. That's my car. That's my car. That's my car.

Oh my god, guest, you can't just ask people why they're legless.

It still can be referring to women. I do this to boys all the time. "Hey, you're cute. You want to rub my belly?" I say. He responds "Sure. That's really nice of – goddammit! Ow! What the hell?!" And then I laugh and run under the table.

I like grammarnazi1 too. And if you disagree, then I feel I should inform you your cranium is similar in proportion and structure to the organ used in defecation. (You are a poopy-head.)

How the hell are cats not an extinct species by now?

Heil yes! I concur!

That's what my dog thinks of me. But I cut off some calve meat and give it to her, so she's happy with my hobby.

Oh, I did not think you were being rude. I just wanted to say that the actual game is like one big ad in how undesirable it is to watch; and, if we are clever enough, we can watch the real ads without having to sit through this big pseudo-ad. It is like ad-block reversed.