D:

Do you accept pocket crackers

Pollo!!!!!

*randomly throws a punch in your direction and close proximity*

Yes but have you ever tried....soop?

Or a big swig of coke/Pepsi just to find it's thick tobacco spit in an identical can

Well....what the original post didn't mention was the bed was made of ice and the poster was actually Elsa.

Same. Sometimes it's so demeaning stripping to your unseens and having to sit on a strip of wax paper in a cold waiting room. We wait just to wait some more.

Why'd you get downvoted???

Fwyane Merrockury.

Raccoon probably wanted to see if they were alive so he could eat them.

*chomp*

D: monster!

Note it says "self reported values", Brotato Chip could be lying through his teeth.

And the place you live too.