Brandon Freeman

wolfballoonsquad


— Brandon Freeman Report User
I know from personal experience 4 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
Bark
The risk I took was calculated 4 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
Are you the pig or the duck....
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But we are terrible incompetent cats 8 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
Because you're clearly a French hating cat in disguise @general_failure do you use meowpoix instead of mirepoix?
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Doing my mediocre 1 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
:(
Take me to the secret aisle 1 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
This is hilarious!!! For some reason magic bullet made me think sex toy at first....totally had me in the first half.
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The risk I took was calculated 4 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
LMAO
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Fat cat 4 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
@catfluff "Just fat" how rude
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The Imcredibles was Incredible 2 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
On some level I agree with both of them... it's your son so suck it up and go, you're there for him, not the other way around... that being said, that's only since it's 4th to 5th grade, he'll likely remember you not being there. If they were younger (2nd grade and below) I probably wouldn't bother tbh since they'd be too young to be even aware of what was going on, let alone recall the event.
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Based grandma 3 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
D:
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Based grandma 3 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
Grandma got quite the jawline
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About tree fiddy 2 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
IRS: "LMAO WRONG! Audit time!"
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Classic 3 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
It wasn't the lack of meat that sustained him, it was the souls of children that extended his unnatural and unholy life....
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Maybe the real river monsters were the friends we made along the way 3 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
Jeremy Wade: "Rivah Mohnstahs."
Yeah that's a hard nope. 4 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
@karlboll My Sargent has instructed me to say no to that question....
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Yeah that's a hard nope. 4 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
No because of the difficulty of the exercises or no because downloading the app is triggering conspiracy theories about government spying on us through our phones?
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Painful death 2 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
*licks forehead*
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It's an actual sport 1 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
I'm my pants, sir!
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Faxx and always spit them 4 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
I....just....love that it has this uncanny ability to sneak in extra long ads when I least expect it and am unable to skip them. One day I was washing dishes and a 7 minute ad about gardening came on.
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Yeah, what's up with that? 4 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
Heck yeah it was
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All aboard 5 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
D: but I don't wanna go
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What is up with this timeline? 2 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
Wouldn't that have....disastrous implications if you were always unaware of things?
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Good advice 1 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
D:
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Humans are strange creatures 3 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
I'd request another floor if a butthole or a fork fell on it.
big 3 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
I'd still want her
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Yikes you utter doughnut 1 comments
wolfballoonsquad · 1 year ago
I guess that's dessert....
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