Crimes of the pickelhaube feline 4 comments
wolfballoonsquad
· 1 year ago
Clearly a case of abuse towards an upstanding MeowCat. Were his Mirandfur rights read? Egregious, preposterous and outrageous!!!!
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I'm 35 and same 2 comments
wolfballoonsquad
· 1 year ago
I guess it's along the same vein as being caught "flipping a grunt" but not as bad....
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May I Offer You a Cup of Duck? 3 comments
wolfballoonsquad
· 1 year ago
@happy_frog excuse me, waiter!! I believe I ordered the chick in a cup with a *side* of quackers....
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He found the formuoli 1 comments
wolfballoonsquad
· 1 year ago
I am just being myself.
During Halloween a few years ago.
I went as a really awesome wizard.
Specifically a blue wizard, adorned celestial shapes, such as stars and moons.
The costume was made from a blue snuggle comforter, to which I attached the aforementioned stars and moons.
I got a lot of admiring looks from some very attractive people.
"Oh my <insert name>, I adore your festive wizard attire!"
"The creative aspect speaks volumes on your costume!"
Disreputable women attempted to speak to me throughout the night because of this costume.
By that time, I started consuming alcohol recreationally.
Then I see a guy dressed as the well known food product mascot, Chef Boyardee.
He is carrying a large satchel of ravioli in a can.
I make a wager with the fellow that I can consume a whole can for $5.
The Chef replies he only has $4.
I open the can regardless and consume the entire can with little difficulty.
Due to my ability and the soft consistency of the food, there was no need to fully c
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During Halloween a few years ago.
I went as a really awesome wizard.
Specifically a blue wizard, adorned celestial shapes, such as stars and moons.
The costume was made from a blue snuggle comforter, to which I attached the aforementioned stars and moons.
I got a lot of admiring looks from some very attractive people.
"Oh my <insert name>, I adore your festive wizard attire!"
"The creative aspect speaks volumes on your costume!"
Disreputable women attempted to speak to me throughout the night because of this costume.
By that time, I started consuming alcohol recreationally.
Then I see a guy dressed as the well known food product mascot, Chef Boyardee.
He is carrying a large satchel of ravioli in a can.
I make a wager with the fellow that I can consume a whole can for $5.
The Chef replies he only has $4.
I open the can regardless and consume the entire can with little difficulty.
Due to my ability and the soft consistency of the food, there was no need to fully c
Hello. Yes. Okay. No. No. Yes. No. Yes. Ok. Ok. Ok. Bye 5 comments
wolfballoonsquad
· 1 year ago
@catfluff but...but you're a MeowCat, how can you use the phone with no opposable thumbs??
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Hmm... just a small gap 7 comments
wolfballoonsquad
· 1 year ago
@karlboll You have become....all that is and everything...you are Am, cogito, ergo, sum... you think, therefore you.... are Am.
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Edited 1 year ago
Hate it when it happens 7 comments
Probably my favourite ever photo of Sophie 2 comments
Way ahead of you 1 comments
I think my balls are about to drop 2 comments
