I can do this all day

Ghosts?? 0_0

The best doggo

@happy_frog but did you get better??? Does he weigh as much as a duck, float on water and is made out of wood???

I.... I don't understand....

"Dogs sniff butts."
-Dog that sniffs butts

Ooooooooooo @catfluff

I am just being myself.
During Halloween a few years ago.
I went as a really awesome wizard.
Specifically a blue wizard, adorned celestial shapes, such as stars and moons.
The costume was made from a blue snuggle comforter, to which I attached the aforementioned stars and moons.
I got a lot of admiring looks from some very attractive people.
"Oh my <insert name>, I adore your festive wizard attire!"
"The creative aspect speaks volumes on your costume!"
Disreputable women attempted to speak to me throughout the night because of this costume.
By that time, I started consuming alcohol recreationally.
Then I see a guy dressed as the well known food product mascot, Chef Boyardee.
He is carrying a large satchel of ravioli in a can.
I make a wager with the fellow that I can consume a whole can for $5.
The Chef replies he only has $4.
I open the can regardless and consume the entire can with little difficulty.
Due to my ability and the soft consistency of the food, there was no need to fully c

I....I don't get it...

Prosthesis??

The bestest woofdoggie