You guys can just go to http://www.shareacoke.com/#find and search to see if your name is on a bottle....and then if it isn't you can customize one to say your name....

"*gasp* I'm so pretty!"

That bear they killed wasn't necessarily killed just for the fun or trophy. Some people actually do eat bear meat, so the animal isn't necessarily dead for nothing.

Quick! Somebody dress up like Tamika Flynn to defeat the librarian!

he doesn't understand why his owner shaved him but left a little puff on his tail

Could someone explain this? I'm confused.

i've got a friend whose last name is Inman and she recently realized that it would be hilarious if she had a son and named him richard (don't worry she wouldn't actually be that mean)

I would just wait till somebody walked by then punched through it.

https://aiyanchow.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/seriouslycartoon.gif

and then realizing ur back hurts and having to exert the effort to sit up from that position

hey don't call her a dumb b*tch! just because she did one stupid thing doesn't give you the right to be mean! i'd be more worried about her getting injured because she just had a heavy tv fall on her foot

make up a group of overweight people and have them all jog with you around the neighbor hood