I find If I pick up the phone and text, with no expectation of a response, I feel better. And I keep texting, every time I think of them, whether they text me back or not. And I feel better. Maybe they don't have time to answer. Maybe they don't care. Doesn't matter. I feel better knowing that they know I'm thinking of them. Sometimes they text back right away. Sometimes it takes months of texting to get a response. They apologize to me a lot. I tell them it's ok, don't apologize, just letting them know I care makes me feel better. Sometimes they start to feel better, too. Sometimes we get closer, sometimes it stays the same, but always, I feel better. I used to put the phone down. Now, I pick it up.

Sims are outta control

My unrealistic pizza expectations came from All Dogs go to Heaven. This crazy shiz https://giphy.com/gifs/pizza-i-love-gif-HFFkXFjMgxtOU Thanks, animators

Hey now, that foam is so your beer doesn't crumble in shipping

Maybe they figured out that pranking strangers could be dangerous?? I wouldn't shoot you right away but jump out at me, in the dark, in a clown suit? I'd definitely draw.

"From the bottom of my heart, Fuck you."

Haha, this bullshit. We don't care about saving the planet, we care about saving ourselves. I'm pretty sure the planet can take care of itself, I just hope I'm not around when it decides that it's sick of our shit ;)

Loving her suit. I have to go make one now.

I'm sure that chicken is tied down or whatever but dang he's taking giant-snake-nipping-at-his-ass rather well.

Definition of zero: "In a positional number system, a place indicator meaning "no units of this multiple."" Definition of floor: "the lower surface of a room, on which one may walk." To have a 0 floor makes 0 sense.

Wait. Is... Is this Mary and Jesus?

Flip side: In my friends sorority the older girls "required" the younger ones to "always" have their preferred personal items on hand; for years my friend carried cigarettes and stuff around, "just in case."

If you're into Dante, you'd still go to Hell, just not very deep.

I want to like this. But I don't want to make the 666 likes into 667.

Made my stomach do that weird thing hah

Upvote for title all day

Am mother. Can confirm.

It's frightening how stressful restaurant work is. No lie.

VHS for life

Just. THANKS :)

"How drunk are you?...She took your car."

Yeah, eating P**sy.