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Brothers Convince little sister that the Zombie Apocalypse is here 11 comments
xandri · 8 years ago
I think it's awesome that she can still make rational decisions. eg.-getting guns instead of garden tools, avoiding costco, and asking for a knife instead of the grabber.
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Feed me Seymour 6 comments
xandri · 9 years ago
No idea what you're talking about. The arby's in my town is f*cking delicious. :)
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I know I did 18 comments
xandri · 9 years ago
Homeward Bound should definitely be on this list
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More cuteness :D 3 comments
xandri · 9 years ago
*slurp* :D
*hits blunt* 14 comments
xandri · 9 years ago
https://what-if.xkcd.com/33/ this article is a slightly different question but same premise.
dude you know how amazing that'd be 18 comments
xandri · 9 years ago
I believe the word you're looking for is "vacation" :)
The mighty MV Blue Marlin 14 comments
xandri · 9 years ago
The last 2 pics are jack-up oil rigs.
How perplexing.... 26 comments
xandri · 9 years ago
for whatever reason it's really easy for this to happen to me with the word "waffle"
Ba ram ewe 8 comments
xandri · 9 years ago
The bottom pic is of a sheep that escaped getting sheared (shorn?) for 6 years, they usually don't get that fluffy lol http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11055810/Wooliest-sheep-escapes-shearing-for-six-years.html
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Best idea ever candidate? 13 comments
xandri · 9 years ago
I believe this is actually illegal to do in some parts of the US
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Lending pens for finals 17 comments
xandri · 9 years ago
Even if the ink does disappear completely, you'll still be able to see the indentation of the writing. Unless the person writes very lightly.
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Fixing my zipper 1 comments
xandri · 9 years ago
Did the exact same thing with a pair of pants, works surprisingly well actually.
Absolutely Beautiful Hand Made Skeleton Fountain Pens 14 comments
xandri · 10 years ago
There's an idea...sonic screwdriver fountain pens.
Too soon, dude, too soon 6 comments
xandri · 10 years ago
Whorehouse
If only I had this bed 6 comments
xandri · 10 years ago
I can see this going wrong so many different ways....
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It's a good point 4 comments
xandri · 10 years ago
Ya know, this would hold true for all other doctors as well.
Well that's placed Oddly 5 comments
xandri · 10 years ago
i like how some are pointed through the window lol
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Do you do this? 10 comments
xandri · 10 years ago
I was born and raised in the same town that Rogue (X-Men) is from. :D
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Jellyfish that can reverse aging 11 comments
xandri · 10 years ago 4
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL 10 comments
xandri · 10 years ago
This is the main reason i chop all mine off lol
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Pocket equality! 13 comments
xandri · 10 years ago
Most female jeans are made out of a semi-stretchy material, so they'd fit more than you would think.
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Pocket equality! 13 comments
xandri · 10 years ago
They don't put real pockets on girl's/women's pants so that we're forced to buy purses -.- but I just sew cargo pockets onto all my pants :)
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That's what the government wants you to think. 7 comments
xandri · 10 years ago
Fun fact: LA holds the record for the longest city name in the U.S. (El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de la Porciúncula)
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My Friend Was Peeling an Orange and Decided to Make the World 9 comments
xandri · 10 years ago
You, sir, have way too much free time on your hands. Well done tho :)
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