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Star Wars to Do List. Or "My dad thinks he's pretty funny for making this" 5 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
Read the list to the tune of the imperial march
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Wonders of modern plastic surgery 14 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
While I agree it's cruel to make fun of a person who has had a bad surgery, these people didn't just have one surgery that went awry. These people are addicted to plastic surgery and actually think that their 20+ procedures make them more attractive. Therefore, I feel no guilt whatsoever in ridiculing them.
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Baby leopard lets out mighty roar 5 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
He sounds just like a squeaky toy, too cute.
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Hmmmmmmmmm 4 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
Or it's your best friend that has no need to lie to you, but lies to everyone else and tells you all about it.
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"financial mistake" 2 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
It's a Toyota, not a Porsche, how bad of a financial mistake could it be?
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Game changer 7 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
I can see that ending badly. There is nothing to keep the lid from sliding off. The first turn you make leaving the store parking lot, it's gonna go flying. Might work if you add a couple pieces of tape?
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Tablecloth trick 7 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
This is actually a lot easier than it looks because the tablecloth is silk (less friction) and everything on the tables have a rounded bottom (so the cloth is guaranteed to slide under each object).
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Gatorade for the next guy 5 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
Even the crappiest roof lasts about 12-20 years, and up to 75 years if it's metal. That's gonna be some nasty ass gatorade.
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Ab-so-lutely! 4 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
Ya know, I was about to say, "oh that so not true" but then I remembered I'm a pharmacy tech and the only reason I know the metric system that well is, in fact, drugs. >.<
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Mindcraft 4 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
*Minecraft
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Would you even want to be alive? 71 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
People are going to not hit like so they don't get matched with the shitty people
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I cannot deny this! 5 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
That's Dean Winchester, he probably is being possessed by a demon lol
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Which movie is this ? 15 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
Thanks
Which movie is this ? 15 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
Ok I'll bite :) what TV show?
How do I keep F**king up 13 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
https://youtu.be/d8pJkuSp1iI - if you want to skip to them actually pulling it, it's at ~7:30
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Dragon Size Comparison 11 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
No, wyverns only have two legs, their forelimbs are their wings. Dragons have four legs plus wings on their back
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Door pants 9 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
Or you could just use a house robe, it'd be easier to throw on in a hurry.
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Mind...Blown 3 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
For those that are curious, how traffic jams happen and how to prevent them - https://youtu.be/iHzzSao6ypE
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Yes. That's you, beach 13 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
I'm on my lunch break, thank you very much :P
Skull shaped fire log 4 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
Yea, it's all fun and games until the neighbors call the cops lol
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*sob* 2 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
Link to the video - https://youtu.be/gkMzon6hYIM
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Petco 5 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
Super cute, but that "sweater" is a cut up sock...just sayin' lol
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Ladders with legs 8 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
Hey, at least the screen still works lol
Lol 3 comments
xandri · 6 years ago
I have my screen brightness turned down so I thought this was a cow at first >.<