The standard English plural of octopus is octopuses. However, the word octopus comes from Greek, and the Greek plural form is octopodes (Modern usage of octopodes is so infrequent that many people mistakenly create the erroneous plural form octopi, formed according to rules for Latin plurals.)

@guest - why is that cringey?

Native Americans and ancient Assyrians used back quivers, but almost everyone else used belt quivers (or ground quivers/stuck directly into the ground if they were stationary). And I agree, back quivers are absolutely impractical.

Looks like she's a nurse, she signed it "Mom, RN".

We've been together for 6 years, married for 4.

Nah, I've found my soulmate and married him. Why would I want anyone else? :)

A lot of that has to do with your age and how well they take care of themselves. If I was in my 60’s I would definitely find Patrick Stewart attractive and he's 78. Hell, Robert Downey Jr is 53 and Keanu Reeves is 54 (I'm 30) and I'd jump on that in a heartbeat. (If I wasn't married) Also, a 22 year old could have a father quite a bit younger than that. 40 if they had the kid at 18.

I'm sorry, that's a really bad idea. That can actually make things worse.
- https://health.usnews.com/health-news/blogs/eat-run/articles/2018-05-02/the-problem-with-eating-filling-low-calorie-foods-for-weight-loss
If you don't want to workout and want to loose weight by what you eat, there is a much better way that will actually work long term.
- https://health.usnews.com/wellness/articles/2016-03-11/how-to-know-if-youre-actually-hungry

Also, no vaccine (or anything else for that matter) is 100% effective. We can get close, but there will always be that small % of the population that it just doesn't work for.

Regular exercise will actually increase your energy levels. It will also improve your mood and quality of sleep. This article goes into more detail if you're interested: https://www.everydayhealth.com/fitness/workouts/boost-your-energy-level-with-exercise.aspx

Are there any holiday bonuses? Especially black Friday?

Luckily, you can get one...sort of. The Savannah cat is a cross between a Serval and domestic cat. If you get a F1 (first generation) they look almost exactly like a real Serval, and only slightly smaller. However, they are extremely expensive. Male kittens are usually about $12K to $16K and females go for $15k to $20K.

The one on the right is a (melanistic) Serval - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serval