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Think about it 2 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
The T. rex roar from the original Jurassic Park film was a combination of a baby elephant’s squeal, an alligator’s gurgling, and a tiger’s snarl.
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Woaahh 22 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
These muscles are actually the same ones that females use Kegel exercises for. There are also Kegel exercises for men that are supposed to improve sexual performance. Which makes sense as these are the muscles that flex during orgasm (in both sexes). So if you have greater control over them, you'll have more control over how long you'll last.
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Woaahh 22 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
The group of muscles that control this are called Levator Ani (part of the pelvic floor/diaphragm) and usually can't flex independently. :)
My neighbor's $15000 serval 26 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
Are you sure it's not just a Savannah cat? That price would be about right and you don't need an exotic pet license for it.
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Perfect 4 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
Idk, looks pretty photoshopped to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Deemm maytra rexcoped 6 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
The standard English plural of octopus is octopuses. However, the word octopus comes from Greek, and the Greek plural form is octopodes (Modern usage of octopodes is so infrequent that many people mistakenly create the erroneous plural form octopi, formed according to rules for Latin plurals.)
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My first real job, and I’m loving every moment 4 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
I don't know what kind of work that job is, but if it's decent hang on to it as long as you can. Those types of bosses are *very* few and far between.
Exciting hoc Rhinoceros 11 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
@guest - why is that cringey?
Whatever works, I guess 8 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
Native Americans and ancient Assyrians used back quivers, but almost everyone else used belt quivers (or ground quivers/stuck directly into the ground if they were stationary). And I agree, back quivers are absolutely impractical.
Mom loves her sleep 5 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
Looks like she's a nurse, she signed it "Mom, RN".
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I read this and realized this is my life... #grocerystorelurker 13 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
We've been together for 6 years, married for 4.
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I read this and realized this is my life... #grocerystorelurker 13 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
Nah, I've found my soulmate and married him. Why would I want anyone else? :)
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I read this and realized this is my life... #grocerystorelurker 13 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
A lot of that has to do with your age and how well they take care of themselves. If I was in my 60’s I would definitely find Patrick Stewart attractive and he's 78. Hell, Robert Downey Jr is 53 and Keanu Reeves is 54 (I'm 30) and I'd jump on that in a heartbeat. (If I wasn't married) Also, a 22 year old could have a father quite a bit younger than that. 40 if they had the kid at 18.
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Loud rebel Bear 11 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
Bohemian Rhapsody
Where does he work? 10 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
I'm a legal drug dealer.
Someone spilled their puppies 1 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
"Hmm, cool floor. So nice."
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Mad lad 10 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
If he cares so much about the money he pays to be there, then why the fuck is he on his phone?
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Welcome to the club 2 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
This is actually a legit way to fire a gun. It's mostly used if you have on bulky clothing/armor (as the girl in the picture) or if you're in close quarters.
Who has a friend like this? 11 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
I'm sorry, that's a really bad idea. That can actually make things worse.
- https://health.usnews.com/health-news/blogs/eat-run/articles/2018-05-02/the-problem-with-eating-filling-low-calorie-foods-for-weight-loss
If you don't want to workout and want to loose weight by what you eat, there is a much better way that will actually work long term.
- https://health.usnews.com/wellness/articles/2016-03-11/how-to-know-if-youre-actually-hungry
Anti-vaccination logic 22 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
Also, no vaccine (or anything else for that matter) is 100% effective. We can get close, but there will always be that small % of the population that it just doesn't work for.
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Who has a friend like this? 11 comments
xandri · 5 years ago
Regular exercise will actually increase your energy levels. It will also improve your mood and quality of sleep. This article goes into more detail if you're interested: https://www.everydayhealth.com/fitness/workouts/boost-your-energy-level-with-exercise.aspx
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