Xavven

xavven


I just want to brighten the world one step at a time.

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Put that pizza back in the oven 14 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
It's a menu item at any Dominos. Just ask for the Anne Frank special.
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The FBI found me 7 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Detonator can be under the van all the hell it wants. Doesn't say the explosives are under the can.
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Agreed 12 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Yeah I see something wrong with it. It says he beat him, he should have killed him.
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This Man Got 5 Million Air Miles by gaming the system 2 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Member of the mile high club
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Get the f*cking box off me! 5 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
I........ship it.
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oh how the tables have tabled 17 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Someone else knows of how the tables have tabled...
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He's a p*ssy bender too 6 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Avatar, the last polebender
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Amazing triple domino spiral! 6 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Anyone else rather firm right now?
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RIP her patient :'( 18 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Losing someone is always a real pain the the ass.
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Sometimes it's pain 5 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Or kinky love.
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My fear becomes my b*tch 11 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Scaroused
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This relationship will last 11 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Ok
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The tester kid 12 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Way too true
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Guys I'm bringing this nightmare fuel back from the depths of the internet 16 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
I do love the nettles.
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Bro 7 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Trying to get him to pop a broner
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The best gunfight I know 10 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Awwwwwwww yissssssss. This and the matrix were the reason why I went to the hospital as a child.
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Clean up on aisle four 4 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Better haul her ass to the freezer section.
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Comment if this is you now 7 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
I thought it was only me. -currently replying from that position on the toilet
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Reset button 36 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Never. I am grateful for what I have, not what I could have been.
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Daily dose of NOPE Day 13 6 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Flip it on and make it snow
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Oh, my life would be so different 25 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Does anyone else remember this episode?
Manatees are no longer endangered!! 8 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
Let the hunt begin!
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Ned flanders 1 comments
xavven · 8 years ago
I've seen this but I can't place the episode :/
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Programmers will relate 2 comments
xavven · 9 years ago
Ha nice
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