Xerxerous

xerxerous


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Face your fears! 21 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
Stick your hand in a blender.
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The world I want to live in 7 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
So like....just time travel to Dino time
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It's a very important day, you know. 15 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
Give him a fucking A, what else do you do when someone accomplished something like that?
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No one sings at college 12 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
WHAT TEAM?
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All this time 7 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
"The cake is a cake....?"
"Huh...?"
"What are yo-"
*mind blown*
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Casual 8 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
Of course
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Dark Humor. Warning. 53 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
How do you get the monkey down the tree?
You cut the rope.
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Every time I get home from work and my 4yo starts telling me stories about his day 3 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
That's so deep they run out of poems
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Genious 25 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
That's called efficiency
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Why on earth didn't they get accepted?! 17 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
Maybe she doesn't want to go to that college, and she's just fucking around for her friends
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but seriously, what's the answer? 18 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
If it's big, whack-a-mole.
If it's small, you have to summon it through a series of chants and riverdancing.
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Why on earth didn't they get accepted?! 17 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
I would accept her into any school in a heartbeat holy fuck, that made my laugh box explode and use spongebob's
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Yes please do.. 115 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
Don't you also get that mouthful of hair and that dead arm?
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Tattoo with a true meaning, respect 13 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
Why not get a tattoo AND do what you said too?
Everybody wins yay
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Tattoo with a true meaning, respect 13 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
It doesn't have to be a heart attack, electrocardiographs can also be used for critical patients
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Oh so punny 12 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
Vikings for the norse, Bike-ings for the motorcycle gang, bi for the bisexual, and the king for the monarchs.
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Slam dunk van 4 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
Ball is life
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Life after death? 4 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
"Oh, you think the darkness is your ally, but you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding!" -Bane
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the awkward moment 5 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
Thanks for making me feel awkward with myself
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Got everyone questioning their eyeballs 21 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
IT'S BLACK AND BLUE
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DIDNEY WORL 12 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
I WANT THIS SHIRT SO BAD
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Tinder compilation 11 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
The shrek post killed me
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Putin and his puppy 27 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
Awwwwwwww Putin is so cute
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No Tea, better get some ice and a f*king Oreo 16 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
Where did I say iced tea?
Pc gamers will know 6 comments
xerxerous · 9 years ago
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