I get SFD in FS

How did the dog fit???

Knowing myself, I'd be the guy who'd jiggle my belly every once in a while saying, "I'm just seeing if you're still alive in there fam,"

NO LASERS.

Hulk is always fabulous.

....Those damn business cards.

That lowkey advertisement

I'm fucking done

That side note on the Canada part of the post killed me

I'm hella erect ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why the long faces?

MANNERS MAKETH MAN.

Just....yes.

Mr. Martin....what a g.

Damn nature, you scary.

My Fallout 4 hype is tingling

I think that you have to be dead years old

Is it bad I'm laughing my ass off so much that it got a diploma on asstronomy and swore to me that it's leaving the planet?