.....Is it just me that wanted to pronounce Luke "loo-keh"? If that makes any sense at all.

You're so sweet, thighs, thank you for the motivation.

*develops a phobia of llamas*

You have all the answers of the universe.

So um, what are the kids doing to him?O.o

It feels like I'm a pet now._.
Teach them new skills "privately"

The stupidity hurts my head.

*stomps really hard at home after I get home from school*
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Stomping the eraser shavings so the words won't see me naked.
Mom: *pokerface*

Thanks Sandwhich, for that wonderful lesson. My Pearl section in my Finding Nemo Collection is now ruined.

.....we don't do that. *cough* *cough*

Can we not? Please?

*in whispers*
-which one you want?
-I'm so hungry, that I can't wait to play games.
-here you go bud.
*hands off Hunger Games*
.....it has that selling drugs aura but with a positive spin to it, I like it.

No Oscar the Grouch was harmed while taking this picture of a baby. Wrapped in his fur.

"Be like that, no candy for you"
*stuffs mouth with candy*

*tried touching my left elbow with my left hand*
Bitch, I'm fabulous.

It feels like the OP knows me...

Mom: what are you doing?
Me: Shaving my legs.
Me: I MEAN MY LESBIANS.
*hairless lesbians runs out of the bathroom*

Direction wasn't clear enough, burned my house down

I'm on my red blood cell.

......they were dummies for loving him.

-What are you drinking?
-Oh y'know, water.
-lies, I see bubbles, it's sprite.
*grabs beverage*
-wtf, this is coke
*gets drugged*

YouTube comments > FS comments.

Then you can't help thinking about the dinosaur thing.