.....if it's not full, I'd just run through it.

.....not sure if improvement or a downgrade.

that fish is like,
"Help...me..."

...
*grows fat*
-take my meat please.

"Life comes from the vagina only to be later be greeted by death. 42"

But I wanted the tomato sauce.

I guess
....Johnny is just
*puts sunglasses on*
DELIVERING THE SAUSAGE.
No? Well fuck you too. ,_,

*random hamster jumps out of cake*
Because random hamster.

Dream Child. Because it would only happen in dreams. Because no one likes me. So no marriage for me. No Marriage=No baby

"Sherlock Holmes-Internet version"

"Fashion these days, right guys?"
-random zombie

omg that face xD

I bet Mr. Bean was their role model.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
*kills your parents and became an evil bodiless soul for the next 17 years*

Wouldn't it be easier if you just take the eraser top off..?

So, avid Harry Potter fan, I have read the series multiple times, and watched the movies from beginning to end 10 times, and now I'm single-handingly making a moat out of tears around my house.

.......wow, hypocrite ducks, making fun of Ugly Ducking when they're ugly af, ugh
*raise awareness for duck bullying*

Majestic as fuck.

Herp derp, we're putting Heinz pee on our food.

....I'm dumb, it took me a minute to figure out the the white stuff was bubbles. I thought it was cat fur.

.....are you sure? Some puts them in their mouth in a very special way.

If there's a death caused by tickling, it would be this.