Goddamn it Elsa. xD "lot ot go"

She hit her so hard that I can actually hear the smack.

She's gorgeous but c'mon. Wait until 20.

Remember when it was used for cassettes? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Johnny Bravo is Alpha as fuck.

Do anyone think that his nose is a hitler mustache or is it just me?

almost hourly.
*He checks almost every hour to make sure his best friend is there.

I love how the little girl's dress has easier/beginner notes and rhythm than Katy Perry's dress.

That should be common sense. Unless you like people hearing your porn.

You're SNAKE now, little fish.
Get it?
'cause safe=snake......
tough crowd.

I see what you did there Deidara.

What

Filipinos made a snack so good it made Hispanics curse when they eat it

It's more of a :\

My knight in shining footwear

Jalsa or Elack?

I'm a leftie also. *hint hint*

When I have my glasses on, I always think, "humans can see as clearly as this?"

How to describe in 3 words: Fabulous and Majestic.

Quasimodo

It also injects venom into you and suffocate you if it's large enough.

His ex was an ax?