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Tumblr Gets Smooth.... 12 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
I wish you would've dropped the soap instead of your phone.
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Fluffy is really just another word for cute... 14 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
I need to punch something to feel manly after this.
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Tumblr might implode on itself soon 44 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
Why the downvotes? It's just people expressing their opinions. Nothing wrong with that.
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And this is where I'd put my title: ____: If I had one!!! 11 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
I'm not gonna lie, but R is my man crush.
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Somewhat disturbing, somewhat funny. Read at own risk. 17 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
This is gold. It's even better than the other one xD
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Hey Reaper! You gonna pay for that or what? 8 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
The Grim Reaper wanted to treat the kids some salmonella.
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I'm knot kidding 32 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
I don't want to be tied to all of this knotsense.
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Good question.... 10 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
My bad Jesus;-; it's been a long time.
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Good question.... 10 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
You can always drink polyjuice potion for a month. Like Cornelious Fudge Jr. did. :3
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OMFG 6 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
*insert insanity wolf meme*
Mom inserts face on porn
Masturbates anyway.
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Long post, but it has some funny, good tips for everyone! 74 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
Goddamn it, I just realized that we're fantasizing people that is just way out of our league.
*imapotato*
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"Alright. Let's book it downtown, boys." 8 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
I'm of age, and I want to do this so badly, holy flying fuck.
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Long post, but it has some funny, good tips for everyone! 74 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
....."dying-donkey-being-ass-fucked laugh." that's extremely attractive Tara. <3
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Long post, but it has some funny, good tips for everyone! 74 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
When girls laughs so hysterically that they hide their face with their hands. Or when they show their "true" laugh. Also, when girls have some of their hair is behind their ear.
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Cats of the Zodiac 14 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
The struggle of being a male Virgo
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As a pedestrian, a biker and a driver 3 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
Oh, I thought that was common sense. <.>
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Well... Halo there 5 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
That was punny
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Go ahead, I Dare You 38 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
My favorite color? My favorite color is someone who looks down on him/herself. The sudden patter of raindrops that goes on the person's head. The dark gloomy thoughts that clouds one's mind. But, It is not the color that fuels your rage. Nor is it the blood that spills from your suffering. It is the color of peace. It's the color of the sky when the rain stops, brimming you with hope, reminding that you'll be okay.
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Inflatable Pizza Chair 22 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
I LOVE YOU BUY BUTTON
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Bananas have spiders 3 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
Oh, I thought they were black baby scorpions?
Prefect timing 37 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
We need lucifer to put shades on you.
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Modern works of art 8 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
Is this a new meme now? Internet gods, pls let the boy be a meme.
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Yes 5 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
I feel like this should be a gif
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Cheetah makes a dramatic catch 9 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
What a camper
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Jim Carrey & Rage Faces 3 comments
xerxerous · 10 years ago
I thought the meme with the axe IS Jim Carrey?<.>