I will right an autobiography, and this is what it will look like.

I don't fully understand how this works, but I like it.

Lizard man needs to reassess his priorities.

This actually happens with a lot of people. They try and show off, but when someone becomes better than them, they get really salty.

That girl is going to have back problems...

Did you guys hear about Brendadirk Cramplescrunch's documentary on pengwings?

I can appreciate Jeremy.

That is the color of vegetarianism.

For a while, I didn't see the baby.

The great eye is ever watchful.

I need context...

You could make something a 50% chance if you were feeling dangerous.

I realize I have made a mistake. It is clearly wingdings.

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta. A real gangsta type player spells his words right.

Glenn is probably the nicest person Sheldon knew.

It's manually controlled by a Wii nun-chuck.

Sounds almost like the weeping angles from Dr. Who.

It's even better because Freud had strange intimacy issues.

He went from 0 to 100 real quick.