Disney channel sucks now. The shows are stupid and the plots are written without thought

Plot twist: he is so lonely he staged this all for attention on a website for comedy

Unless of course you're religious. Then dinosaurs are a lie and the universe is 6,000 years old

Or it's just a bunch of stupid Christians?

Feminists are just... Impossible to be around without getting pissed

Being obese is not something to be proud of. You could fucking die.

Just stop all the ranting. The people who make these are either extremely feminist women or men that like to kiss people's asses.

That's surprising. He at last has faith in a magical guy in the sky.

But, if a man saved a kid from a psychotic women, he would be a pervert and a coward because he pushed a girl back

The dirty and the curvy sound great...

People hate me because I speak the truth, so if I offend you I'm sorry

I'd never resort to suicide, even if I had the shittiest life ever and I was fat. I'd just work to make it better. I don't believe in a god, heaven, or hell anyway. But some of those emos and suicidal people beg for attention and ask for compliments and "likes" so they won't kill themselves or cut. It's sick and those people are pathetic

That's two things obama said that made him better. He's still a dumbass though

Idk anymore. Girls at in love with feminine looking guys. I mean look at the bands and singers today! They have the faces of teenage girls

And how many times did this happen? When has your precious bullshit stories in your holy book help you? Where's your glorious god that everyone is expected to believe?

And then one thing leads to another and you start bullying atheists or blowing up buildings

You see, if people wouldn't argue over which religion was right and which was wrong, the world would be better. Wars wouldn't happen and people would be at peace. But instead when someone questions your god you say they're ridiculous! People today are so ignorant and stupid.

Except for the women :(

Uh oh. It's that time of the month again. Jeez a lot of girls are posting shit about their periods

Oh shit the women on periods are attacking! It's a free for all! They're pissed and want money and attention!

Or everyone should just eat healthily it would be the same. Actually guys weigh more than girls. Girls just think they're fat cuz they see the starved girls in magazines.

I know I'm being an asshole but insects only have six legs

Listen to all these ladies! Obviously they hit the stage in a girls life when they become a women. Be careful they're on their period