xprincesszelda
things are too cmplicated to deal with, just eat something
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Am I? ╯ω╰ 36 comments
xprincesszelda
· 10 years ago
Naked people kinda turn me off... .-.
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Duckymomo is my friend 6 comments
This guy is a f*cking champion 22 comments
xprincesszelda
· 10 years ago
Listen to me because im only gonna say this once:
The. Size. Of. The. Bones. Doesnt. Matter. Bones dont wobble. If you compare her skeleton to mine it would be the same because i have
very big bones because im tall and strongly built. Now please refer to my profile picture and tell me that having big bones means you have to be overweight.
The. Size. Of. The. Bones. Doesnt. Matter. Bones dont wobble. If you compare her skeleton to mine it would be the same because i have
very big bones because im tall and strongly built. Now please refer to my profile picture and tell me that having big bones means you have to be overweight.
Kid super model 28 comments
xprincesszelda
· 10 years ago
I have never felt so awkwardly and inappropriately attracted to a kid.
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That one song you were looking for 11 comments
When you sneeze on your period 20 comments
Flavors. 4 comments
xprincesszelda
· 10 years ago
My dad used to have a HUGE GIGANTIC FUCKING MONSTRUOUS black coworker and he was the sweetest person ever but i was so afraid vecause when i wouldnt eat my mom would tell me the black man was going to get me and i thought he must be the black man and i couldnt even look at him without crying
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What is the difference? 13 comments
xprincesszelda
· 10 years ago
Theres a difference? Well damn now i have to completely rearrange my closet
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This guy is a f*cking champion 22 comments
xprincesszelda
· 10 years ago
Id just like to punch that woman in the face. Really hard.
I used to be 185lbs. I fucking ate less and exercised and now im at fucking 98. Dont you fucking tell me you cant loose weight
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Edited 10 years ago
I used to be 185lbs. I fucking ate less and exercised and now im at fucking 98. Dont you fucking tell me you cant loose weight
If Disney villains were anime style 47 comments
When you sneeze on your period 20 comments
xprincesszelda
· 10 years ago
I sneezed hard enough for my tampon to shoot out like a bloody canonball once.
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Kuzco bows to nobody 10 comments
xprincesszelda
· 10 years ago
Am i tge only one confused as to what is happening in this picture?....
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;_; Dammit.. 22 comments
Beyoncé being Beyoncé 4 comments
Shrek is love 21 comments
xprincesszelda
· 10 years ago
It was 12 FUCKING YEARS AGO. TWELVE. i feel old now. Really really old
The Blerch strikes again. 3 comments
xprincesszelda
· 10 years ago
Because portion control is for communists..nice
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Ambulance 5 comments
xprincesszelda
· 10 years ago
If you leave your human in a wrong place there wont be any ambulance
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coming soon to a hood near you.. 9 comments
Saddest moments in your childhood films 49 comments
xprincesszelda
· 10 years ago
I *sob* say we get on our horses *sob* and shoot heartbeatslow with my light arrows *sob*
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