oh come on like any of you really care when its legal to drink. just do it if you want to

you could also get a completely sterile suit (those that nuclear scientists use) and put it on (helmet and gloves too) and go to a public place but stay close to a building. shoot your victim with a gun you stole from someone that has no connection to you at all. you quickly enter a building and burn the suit,helmet and gloves. leave the gun where it is, police will suspect the person it belongs to, buying you time to leave town or something until they close the case. take the ashes to a lake or forest or dumpster far outside of town and get rid of them. proceed to get a cold beer and celebrate a successful murder

i dont even like rap and i just love eminem.

*cough* friendzone *cough*

i feel you

*covers ears and runs away* LALALALALA CANT FUCKING HEAR YOU

i either shower in two minutes or two hours. theres no in between

*holding back orgasm*

that looks like me when my friend wants to do 'fun' stuff

its funny, cuz its true

fuck the shoe room im making a girl-man-cave

what if i told you many fat people are fat just because they want to