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An elephant trying not to feel lonely 10 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
Elephant do you need a friend because I can be your friend. ;(
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After running for one minute 21 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
What am I expose to do when the best part me is always you
What am I expose to say when I'm all torn up and you're okay
Is that how the song goes? I haven't heard it in a year.
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Keep cool 12 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
Suntan as Satan lol.
You and Me Both, Buddy... 9 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
The guy beside her is like YEAH TITTIES!
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Teacher's time of relief 16 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
My teacher crying at my graduation.
She was like: My babies are leaving. *sob*
Success guy robert downey jr 9 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
He said that Burger King saved his life.
His hair is like a wave of perfection 24 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
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Levitating cloud bed 17 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
Dragon Ball Z
It crazy how nature do dat 7 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
If the sun dies the earth would be a dark frezzing place. The sun warms up the earth from becoming an ice planet. That what my science teacher told me.
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As someone with braces, I get this a lot 12 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
I get them off next month.
"What are you gonna do, stab me?"- Molestor 16 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
I saw that interview. The molester said if Daniel wanted to drive his car he had to show his dick. So guess what Daniel did ... he showed him his dick. Also the man did some sick twisted thing to this boy. And then Daniel kill the for some reason I can't remember and Ohpra ask if he know he had stabbed the man 55 times and he was like ... nope. He had 2 maybe 5 idk years for manslaughter and some years for therapy to help him cope with the awful event that had took place.
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Donald duck, the original twerker 9 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
You know what to do with that big fat butt.
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE
*bass drops*
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DONT TELL MOREOS GUY 15 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
Or just dip the Oreo in nutella.
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Who is holding the umbrella? 9 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
If there's a kid holding the umbrella where are his/her feet. Dun Dun Dun!
DONT TELL MOREOS GUY 15 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
Get a Oreo, take the filling and replace it will nutella.
Oh, good - just in time for my 103rd birthday. 15 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
23 days after my birthday. Were' birthday month bubbies.
If Disney villains were anime style 47 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
Hade reminds me of Axel from kingdom of Hearts.
My life during summer 8 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
I heard this post.
Shrek 34 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
Its never ogre rainbowpoop
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To be, or not to be 6 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
I laugh at the scene when Ken got bit by that spider. Is that bad.
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Just thought I should share this 29 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
What if the person you see in the mirror is disguise as you?
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Just thought I should share this 29 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
I check the bathroom mirror it had a gap, so yea.
*sighs internally* 8 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
Oh sorry, my mistake. Thank you for correcting me.
I Like This 11 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
Tonkalegacy you can date me. ;)
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TIANA BURN ! 9 comments
xxalphaxx · 9 years ago
Oh yes she did. *smirk*
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