I liked this post, not because it's funny, but just because it's David Tennant

Lol I lost it at parking your car "like an abortion"

Imagine if a guy tried to hit on a girl wearing these from behind and she kicked her foot up backwards straight into his balls. Legalized weapons. Poor soul.

I feel ashamed that it took me a good while to stop thinking, "why the heck did he think it would be cool and funny to squat above a bucket and pee? It looks weird." Then I remember that he stands to do that... the internet has succeeded in making me absent mindedly picture him as a girl.

So what happens when heavy rain makes it flood? When winter freezes the river?

I just saw this being said on How I Met Your Mother!

If that was true, the paper wouldn't look like it has a shaded part

I just watched Superman Returns after seeing this movie. Ditching the red underwear? Great idea. Ditching the bright blue for navy? Excellent choice. He looks so much better. Especially in being more built than the last Superman. The underwear always looked childish to me. Look at it, I mean really LOOK at it. No grown man with inhumane powers would think "Let me slap some bright red underwear on that so people take me seriously and acknowledge my power."

Money is the best gift. You don't have to worry that they won't like what you got them because they can use the money for anything.

Spotted the vegan.

Awww I'm so sorry. My catcontracted this from a cat we adopted from a shelter. The adopted cat died in three days but my cat luckily survived. I feel for you