Young fatigue

-Hi I'm looking for Umleitung
-which one?
-Umleitung
-oh ok.. that way

Art thou feeling it now mr krabs?

The kid found a loop hole. They can beat the system

The spectrum between atrocity and adorable is quite detailed here

A side duck . . Psy-

When you lock yourself outside in the middle of a snow storm

Am I the only one that is more affected about not seeing dragons and unicorns?

One thing he didnt do though, was cover the name on the giant check when they took pictures

If you can see the sign, you're driving too slow

Best thing I've seen in a while because I've also seen the show where he did that

Unless it doesn't in fact work and some crazy last minute act works.. because movies and plot twists

Toothless

This is the perfect response to trumps "sounds good, doesnt work"

Looks more like he tried meth and acid

Is the flux capacitor still intact? Just go back to when it wasnt damaged

"...makes you a Mechanic"
it's impossible to turn into a car no matter what you do. But to be a mechanic in a garage requires studying on what is the right thing to do, what tools to use and how to use them properly to be a good mechanic. Bottom line is, continuous acts make you what you are trying to become. Doing a nice act once doesnt make you a good person.

Let's be real.. girl gets pregnant = guys pull out game is weak

Plot twist- she knew it was the reaper all along and had planned for that situation beforehand. She is not blind

This is my reaction to the post above this one

There was a teacher in my highschool that I really didnt like and couldnt figure out why until now.. they look so similar its disturbing and I feel no remorse for my ongoing feelings towards her now