What happened next?

Gay guys compliment me although I'm straight, instead of being a dick I pretend to like it :)

*buys 10 dollars worth of gas* I then blink and the pump stops.

Laszi Cuchi no lie.

Ive been in this situation far too many times..

This is me. I'm mean but I'm polite.

That's adorable!

Eight years to grow a chair? Still faster than going to Ikea.

Amnesia dust, that's how it works. That's how what works?

Thank god, continue with what you were doing.

Had to read over it a while before I understood it...

Twins have a special connection! I have cousins that are twins and they can't be apart for more than a day!

Prisoner 1: Hey, go to sleep...
Prisoner 2: You first..

I have to do this for my next birthday! ....But first I need a phew things... Like friends... and Money..

Am I the only one who likes winter more than spring?

This guy is going places, like inside that house.