Humorously might be the word you're looking for ;)

Thanks for the translation haha

It's Xiao-Mei!

Eh, doesnt look bad per se, but not every guy can pull it off

Yassssss

Ohhhhh helllllll nah

While you may be able to outrun one cop, you can't outrun the radio

You don't, of course it was all complete bullshit, trying to demoralize the troops but it backfired

In the book 'Unbroken', the Japs told POWs that they had torpedoed the White House and killed Abe Lincoln like wtf haha

I used to practice maneuvers and everything, it was crazy

Plot twist: you live 14 years and die when the dog does

Idk I'm tired, don't judge :P

It would be cataclysmic if something were to happen