Same with the Einstein one. Excelling at science doesn't say anything about him underperforming in other subjects

True haha, me afk behind a border as the German forces take the factory

Just go to a bar and be like "hey babe, I have unlimited pizza ;)"

Sounds like it

Not like I have sex to begin with

*1 peace pot brownie awarded to forba for considerate negotiations*

Ok nice hashtag but now I'm just thinking about smurfs

Agreed, but sometimes this is mistaken as unnecessary violence...they're just doing their job

The second hand smoke still contains bad chemicals, even if it doesn't smell as unpleasant

*apply frozen liquid to flame-seared location*

But don't screw them, that could lead to other problems

When I can, I like to write down what I'm going to say ahead of time, because once I'm on the phone (with a stranger) I shut down and things get awkward

Being exposed to concentrated amounts of undivided attention can be deadly

I'm not nearly that bad, but the words just sorta come out weird and my heart races....and it's not like the cashier is a bombshell or anything

Ok that makes sense, because that's a shit-ton of water pressure going on if it was underwater

Hon hon hon baguette

It rather annoys me, because when I read or watch old literature/movies (ok that's confusing), they always have the classiest way of speaking. Nowadays it feels like it's all dumbed down

I identify as a carrot, and I find this post offensive to me *pouts in corner*

That's not an oven, it's just in Texas

And sore buttcheeks