My friend has memories of being on the titanic

I'm sorry but his lips really bother me
Kinda reminds me of a frog
And actually I'm not sorry it's just what goes through my mind

Ah yes, I, a magestic a flamingo bearing a thigh gap.
In my free time I like to hunt down those without this wonderful thigh gap and snatch away their disgusting cupcakes from their claws.
Eating shrimp with your head in the water is the most glorious way to survive.

Hook me up with them milk pouches

YOUR VOICE HAS BEEN HEARD
AND YOUR POINT HAS BEEN MADE

Wouldn't drumstick... Belts.... Oh and of course the mothers strict hand

Congratulations!

" Thomas was slightly disappointed- he'd been expecting something more profound... He took in a deep breath "too bad it smells like an abandoned copper mine."
:(

It's true guys
Sorry

Ugh can't you see she's trying? She's getting low fat yogurt for goodness sake

Even better

THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU
FEND FOR YOURSELF