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Luke... I am your mother

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Stealing a kiss... 15 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
Who said I was a mom... Heh heh..
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Girls know the feeling 10 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
You know what, now that you mentioned it why don't I bring out the photo albums and show everyone all your embarrassing pictures!
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Stealing a kiss... 15 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
I'll give you a kiss
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Girls know the feeling 10 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
Not any better then what you did to mine... You were a thirsty child
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Hurry up and hang up mom 1 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
OH! And don't forget to wash behind your ears
And clean under your bed whenever I check under there, there's a lot of dust!! And you have a dentist appointment with the Orthodontist you had as a teen, I hope you had your retainer in! Oh remember that time when you---
Ah!! The soups on fire! I'll call you back later, make sure you come over for thanksgiving! Your cousins will be there
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I haz tiny feet. 6 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
Nub nub!!
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The security you need for your money 5 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
Yes indeed it is
I recommend gringots but they are short on workers(pun intended) and quite a bit stingy
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We don't choose who we love 12 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
Your username is a perfect fit for this
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What an interesting mother you must have 3 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
I thought it would suit the blog well
Don't judge my choices!
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There could be one growing in your stomach right now 10 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
Kurt_cobain_fan.... I'm sorry for having to break it to you like this... But.. You are the watermelon
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Freshmen be like 5 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
I thought no one else knew the book....
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There could be one growing in your stomach right now 10 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
Once I was inpregnated by a watermelon
The myths are true
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Kid sucked by a tube 7 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
Shwooooop
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Just a security precaution 13 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
I..I don't think I'm human..
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This... this can't be ! 7 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
I'm sorry... I didn't mean for the news to get out
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I just can't stand it 6 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
I thought I was the only one...
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Forgot how to Horse 9 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
Oh hello
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Forgot how to Horse 9 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
What an ass
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all aboard the freedom truck! 13 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
Ahh.. Brings back the good memories of when I received my first eagle when I first voted
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Killer cow 9 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
Mad cow
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*title* 6 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
But you've got to admit, it's pretty funny
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This is what the Mannequins in Venezuela and Panama looks like 7 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
And we wait for the feminazis...
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Best fast food package 9 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
The cup becomes lidless
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Yep. Pretty much. 7 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
Am I tripping for having a vision
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He is God in human form 11 comments
yourmother · 10 years ago
Well that just makes you a little slow
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