YourMother

yourmother


Luke... I am your mother

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Fix your eyes on this black dot and the grey stripe will turn blue! 20 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Well where did you think you got your brains from? :)
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Fix your eyes on this black dot and the grey stripe will turn blue! 20 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Well blue and orange are opposite colors and grey is neutral
Maybe the brain can't process the grey when it's not being focused and changes it to blue
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God & Tacos 2 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Same here
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f*ckin liars 11 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Oh I just can't wait to be king!
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Magic 24 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
This is so uplifting
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I want to punch right through it 19 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
I was about to whip your ass.. Smh
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Footballer? 8 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Probably a former soccer player (reply to the title)
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ridiculously attractive joker 35 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
But when you smile at the ground
It ain't hard to tell
You don't knowowow you don't know you're beautiful
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Can't argue with that answer 13 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Am I??? *fades into the dark*
*whispers* fish fingers are in the freezer...
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Nature u crazy 31 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
You told me to drink! I felt it in my uterus
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Nature u crazy 31 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
;) idk who your dad is but he's a wuss
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ridiculously attractive joker 35 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Wingardium leviosa *swish and flick*
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ridiculously attractive joker 35 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Oh my *rips skirt off*
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Prism table 10 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
3 blind mice
3 blind mice
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Can't argue with that answer 13 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Like getting an answer from your mother
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Just a baby snail with mom 5 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
*hugs skittles* my precious
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Just a baby snail with mom 5 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Mwah :*
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Nature u crazy 31 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
funny how you would say that considering you're an accident as well...
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Nature u crazy 31 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Crazy how an egg from my ovaries made her..
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America problems 22 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Being on the radio has its ups and downs 3 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
What a lovely background
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First in 9 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Yes
Which means you can't date her.. Sorry
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Parents … 6 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Ah the "Go to the balcony" technique
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hair art 7 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
I got my eye on you---
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This is so accurate 2 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
HEY SON WAKE U-- oh
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