So tell me, were you rushing or were you dragging?

I don't see this very often, but when I do I fuckin crack up every single time.

I have a feeling this would cause some suicides.

Sister #2 sang the lyrics wrong. And that is not okay. I promise.

The very first pack of cards I ever opened I got a holographic Articuno. And that was in 3rd grade during Christmas gift exchange where it was random who would get which gift.. No idea how I was so lucky.

"If I kill you I'll get heath orbs"

Hello darkness my old friend

Don't brake. The cop may not even be checking your speed but will become suspicious at the sight of your brake lights. I was doing 40mph in a 30mph work area the other night and saw a cop car, which I've never seen one there before, and I didn't brake and he didn't pull me over. I guarantee he would have if he'd seen my brake lights.

Did he have weed on him?

#VapeNation

That picture on the right gives me an idea. I want my burial plot to be made into a pool table.

I don't think he looks like his brother that much, but damn did he get his mom's looks.

Literally a cat burglar.

I'm just saying, I used to work for Dominos as a delivery driver.. Some people, not very often, used to offer me a hit off of their joint or blunt. Sometimes I would accept. I would def not have appreciated someone taking a pic and puting it online without my permission.

I'm usually still sleeping at 4pm. (Night job)

Daredevil season 2 on Netflix Friday!!