It's a zombie! (From iZombie)

So you'd have your head constantly turned or your eyes constantly looking to the right or left?

Those really should be Energizer...

Super Smooth

Charlie Dayman

Entei vs Butterfree

Well, don't cook lobster while they're still alive. That way it's humane, and if they do get loose they don't murders ya.

Damaged people are normal people, because we're all damaged.

That's adorable! I'm not an expert so correct me if I'm wrong please.. A lot of animals (if not all) can be raised from birth to be friendly and as long as they meet their dietary needs and everything, be a great part of a family. I'm an animal lover so I would really like to believe that!

So the holocaust wasn't just one big prank?

"Have you eaten, dear?"
Yes grandma.
"HAVE YOU EATEN, DEAR?"

I don't get triggered often but that bit about the guns..

Here's my way this year.. Sleep, wake up and go to work. Treat it like any other day.

How short lived that life will be.