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"Local teen locked himself in room last week hasn't been seen since"

That was a roller coaster and I'm proud to have been part of it.

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Now you stop that.

Working in retail to be honest

The good ol days

This describes my Friday nights very well

I am Canadian and I can confirm that this does happen sometimes.

I guess you could say, they were snow plowing

Smoked ham

Sir, why do you awaken me from my slumber?

This says a thousand words, and six of them come from me, I'm very sorry for your loss.

I thought you said weast

When I try to slide into dms

Who you gonna call?
The movers because I'm leaving

Looks like I'm going to eBay, I want myself a war emu

And saying on average humans sleep a total of 26 years is mind blowing

Welcome to funsubstance, we hope you enjoy your stay!

This is oddly satisfying yet disgusting at the same time, kind of like peeling off a sunburn.

All of you are complaining that the servers aren't working, when Canada doesn't even have a release date for the game yet. Just patiently waiting on it over here

Yes but what about Android

Aye aye captain