ZachParker02

zachparker02


I am white people

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Jimmy and Cindy 2 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
I agree completely
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Say Goodbye to Toilet Paper 6 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
Say goodbye to your anus
Heckin bamboozled 3 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
Whoa-g I just got BAMBOOZLED by a husker pupper
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Suffer in silence 6 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
Who else is a suicide bowser in smash bros?
An old man that never left the emo phase 185 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
Yes
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Suffer in silence 6 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
This is true and I accept it
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An old man that never left the emo phase 185 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
Literally a lizard with the tip of it's tail on fire
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Woman please 5 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
UM ACSHUALLY, I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE TAKE IT DOWN NOW (I'm just kidding men really are idiots I should know I am one)
Aloe Vera 21 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
Shut your scientificly knowladgable mouth up
Aloe Vera 21 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
Hmm...good to know, thanks for the knowledge brother
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Everything but the shower. 11 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
Oh my bad, sorry for the inappropriate assumption
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Everything but the shower. 11 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
Are you speaking of the act of self pleasure, a.k.a. MASTURBATION
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Remorse 6 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
I agree
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Aloe Vera 21 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
I wonder if you can use it as sex jelly
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NK Olympic team 4 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
But North and South Korea is on the same team
Too much power 5 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
But the question is did you get on club penguin when you got home
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How to make a 3D heart origami 2 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
But why would I want to give someone an organ that circulates blood through the body
hands up! 6 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
Haha silly penguin love doesn't exist
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Duck 2 Go 3 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
No you're gay
I'm always away from keyboard 1 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
I also agree
i love translation errors.. 2 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
What if I want to fall in a pit at high speeds
"Go fast" 2 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
Hmph you use speed to catch your food. I use an explosion in a metal tube to push out a small piece of metal really fast and hit a large animals vital organs
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Duck 2 Go 3 comments
zachparker02 · 6 years ago
I find this exceedingly adorable
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