Mistaking lack of experience with stupidity is stupid.
Intelligence, knowledge, and wisdom are three different things. Knowledge is what you learn from observation, books, schools or from people. Intelligence guides how well you use your knowledge. This is the teenage stage, where you are now; then as you keep going you develop more and more wisdom. Wisdom is what you learn from using knowledge with your intelligence, it's from personal experience, everyone has their own wisdom. Intelligence again guides how well you use your wisdom to generate new knowledge and put that to use. And so on...
Right now I'm sharing my wisdom with you, but to you it is knowledge. It will only become wisdom once you experience it and realize it for yourself, if ever. But even then it will be different, it will be your wisdom.
As teenagers you're just realizing this cycle and it's empowering, but you are not truly wise. Not yet. But you're getting there every day, just keep the cycle going.

...poor decisions, like sitting in the sun watching a pillow dry, or that an un-fluffy pillow is such a drag in your life you'd dedicate a part of your day to fluffing it based on instructions from an internet post, or that you'd spend 5 minutes of your life commenting on an image of a guy sitting in the sun staring at a pillow...
I need to rethink some things...

Trolls, they start so young these days... Usually they just _act_ five years old.

As a fireman he knows it's a "fire whirl" caused by the air getting sucked up into the fire, and thus it can not move. If the wind shifts, however, it could rain burning debris on him which wouldn't be good.

Obviously you've never heard of the Rabbit of Caerbannog

"Attention, Attention!!! Have you upset stomach you can not access", I'm thinking someone with gas was not very welcome in that small room with poor ventilation.

Pretty, but the margaritas need to be stirred before you drink them.

Because you told me to go to bed. That was pretty much the only reason I ever ended up there as a kid. I'd rarely go to sleep before midnight even when I was 8.

Poor Virginian just isn't cut out for dealing with an Aussie.
1. It's in the letterbox again.
2. Look in the letterbox.
Instant classic.

Don't the flowers get run over? I mean you're planting them in the road.

His magic is in his beard, obviously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_(archipelago)

Morgan Freeman, the voice of god. James Earl Jones, the voice of menace. Patric Stewart, the voice of command. Patrick Warburton, the voice of the meat-head.

Who studies these things?

"I knew they were real!" Vs. "OMG they are real!"

I'm not lonely, damaged, or anti-social, and I do care. I'm just introverted and dealing with people is draining. Afterwards I'm perfectly happy not talking or interacting with anyone for hours on end. Days even.

This was always their plan. Microsoft, the company that makes billions of dollars with Windows and Office, didn't suddenly decide to make games and cranked out the XBox. They think bigger and longer term than that. They made the XBox because they wanted a Microsoft computer in everyones living room and they saw Sony do it with the PlayStation. Now that the XBox is everywhere the Trojan Horse is opening up and we're seeing Microsoft's plan to take over the living room and become integral to everyones lives.