And the "honk honk!" wakes you in your tent in the middle of the night. Is that the tinkling of bells just outside?
Stephen King's "It" was one thing, but that damn clown doll in Poltergeist scared the crap out of me.

Simple pleasures.

Valentines day dinner for $69? What, did you splurge on the Olive Garden? You're probably not getting anything for a month my friend.

Technically he was the original sassy gay fiend.

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WE'RE GOING SOOOO FAST! LET'S CHASE BIRDS!!!! LET"S SEE THE DOG BEAT THIS!!!!

Shhhh! Don't tell the yolo people this or it'll stop working.

And his life was changed forever.

What would he have done for a bacon sandwich?

And someone with a bizarre need to pick up poop in little bags.

Disneyland, that's Disneyland under construction.
President Kennedy was shot twice (2 out of 3 shots hitting him), the second shot fired hit him in the back of the neck and exited through where you see it. It also went completely through the man sitting in front of Kennedy, puncturing a lung and shattering a rib. The next bullet hit the president in the back of the head and exited out the side, that is the shot famously seen in the film.

If it's a product from Monsanto, it may not contain nuts.

But when it gets wet and hot it goes limp... best not to take that metaphor too far.

They pronounced it "jif" so they could use the tag line "Choosy programmers choose GIF" which was a play on Jif peanut butters popular tag line at the time. So it has nothing to do with how the acronym _should_ be pronounced and all to do with marketing.
Screw marketing.

*sigh*

These are fantastic, unless you're in a crowded place and people aren't able to make up their minds. Then you just want to shout "Push the Diet Coke button and move on people!"