Jeff M. Thomas

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Last minute halloween costume 6 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
A fan OF the ceiling... a fan ON the ceiling. Two meanings of the word 'fan'.
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Stained glass window photo shot over a few days 5 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Well done, I'm going to have to try this.
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You are hovering 11 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
But just because the knife/bullet isn't technically touching you it's force is still creating a hole in you.
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Story of my life 3 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
I cant wait to do nothing. I do stuff all the time. Doing stuff is exhausting.
Drag queens, yeah! 22 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
If they thought something was up in the bar they might have followed and watched from a distance. Or the bartender could have tipped them off if he felt something wasn't right. In many gay bars people watch out for each other.
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Genius 43 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
I think he expanded his criteria to include other groups who might give him money, that being the end-game after all.
Drag queens, yeah! 22 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Great story.
Guardian Drag Queens are the best kind of guardians, they are compassionate and tough as hell. They have to be.
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Joke is on ursula 10 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
There's some... silver... in there now too.
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Ikea level: fail 8 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Do they have an art degree? If so they can probably give it a pretentious, deep sounding name and sell it for good money. "The chair of my soul"
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Joke is on ursula 10 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
It's a lot, lot older than that. In ancient Egypt it was thought that red haired people drank blood (were vampires) and they were sacrificed to Osiris. It's thought that this might be the origin of the "redheads have no souls" legend. (disclaimer: my dad is a redhead, my beard comes in red)
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Goddamn facebook 7 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Nice stepping up Mr. Lethal.
This is the pancake video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfrP4MEXawA
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I can draw b*tts 11 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Sometimes that's enough. Simple pleasures.
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Things can't get any worse 7 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
That was fun. I feel a little sorry for the production though. I am impressed at his ability to not swear, even when the cameraman fell in the lake. With his camera.
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Sassy clock 9 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
I want that. I would make an Alice in Wonderland themed room just for it.
I've always wanted a reason to make an Alice in Wonderland themed room.
More reasons, I mean.
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F*ck you dad 10 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Soon to be murdered by sentient toy blocks?
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Joffrey you little shit 7 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
sophi ftw
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Do you ever wonder 7 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
I heard he went into an underground toon protection program and is living as a video store clerk somewhere near Duluth.
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Relationships are like b*tts 5 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
That will be Tina once she gets a boyfriend.
Books are Brilliant 5 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Reading that, you were in the mind of a dead person. We miss you Carl Sagan.
That being said. What is that, the library of tall books? Sorry Tolkien, your book was bound too squat, we only carry ones over a foot tall.
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Bad luck Leo 7 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
He needs to win an Oscar so the memes will stop.
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Cannibalism 4 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Every day.
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Master gave dobby a sock, dobby is a free elf 6 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Awesome
Only 90s kids will understand 20 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
What about after the apocalypse when they start over with year zero?
Only 90s kids will understand 20 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
You know, guest, you can both edit and delete your posts.