Guest Fight!

It's the "heavy sigh" dog. Make it a meme!

Can you zip the top closed and make it into a tent? If so it's the perfect piece of furniture for me!

Look at anything after 30 seconds, and it moves, but Starry Night is particularly amazing.

And I thought _my_ friends tend to overshare....

That was cool.

Why is no one even looking at it? Why are there nothing to keep people from walking on it? Why is it so cartoonish and fuzzy around the edges?
Could it be.... photoshop??

Masterlocks are ridiculously easy to pick.

Ahhh, Russian dash cams... the guy in front just makes a little dodge to the left, then keeps on going.

My windows machine, which I leave running in the den to serve media and minecraft, randomly restarts itself in the middle of the night because of updates, and usually stops its reboot at a login screen without restarting my servers, no matter how many times I follow Microsofts instructions on how to get it to stop either auto updates or the login screen. My Windows laptop wakes itself up in the middle of the night to see if it needs to update and never goes back to sleep, so if I don't have it plugged in it kills it's own battery. I've never convinced it to stop doing that.
My Mac on the other hand asks me every day if I want to do an update that will force a machine restart. It's been six months that I've been ignoring this request and things have been working great so far.

It was someone being sarcastic people. Someone just took the arguments people make about pitbulls, and would typically start when someone puts up a nice picture of a pitbull, and turned it around as if it was about the kid instead. "Pitbulls aren't dangerous if you raise them right," "Pitbulls should be banned because they're unpredictable and dangerous." etc. etc... Seriously, guest, get a friggin clue.

The kid with the long hair is the dude who graduated last year who hasn't gone to collage or gotten a job yet and thus has been blackmailed by his parents into taking his sister to prom in place of her BF who can't make it because he's overseas feeding starving children. I know nothing about such things.

My parents had a friend who's parrot learned to call the dog in its masters voice, whenever it was bored it would call the dog then watch the dog look around the rooms for its master, and sometimes rode around on its back while it did. For 10 years the dog never learned it was the parrot. When it eventually passed away the bird went into a depression, it started loosing feathers and not eating. They got another dog (they were going to anyway) and the bird got better, but it never learned the new dogs name.

Prior to 1962 "peach" was called "flesh".

Well, that escalated quickly. Reads like a trolling to me.

I'll bet he also wonders why he doesn't have a girlfriend

They've got a terrible 3st.

Win