Jeff M. Thomas

zazuyen


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Human Dolphin 8 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Doing that is now on my bucket list.
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Sounds about right 12 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
And somehow this exchange got me thinking of a tampon isle... just, no.
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What people think on airplanes 4 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
If I don't distract myself I can't stop thinking about how many things can go wrong on a plane, how fast the air outside is moving and how far from the ground we are.
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First to everything 10 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
You should have said "First!"
A big toothbrush 5 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
No more having to brush only a couple of teeth at a time! Now you can brush them all at once! Just squirt toothpaste in your mouth, shove in the TeethBrusher and spin it between your two hands. People leave them next to their toilets so they can do to things at once, think of the time savings!
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JK Rowling is brutal 61 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
In Harry Potter you could see many of them coming, though they were still hard to take. But Ned Stark? He was introduced as a lead, if Ron had been killed by Voldermort at the end of the Sorcerer Stone, then yeah. And the Red Wedding?
Whenever I see that the other person is typing 10 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
I usually get a one word reply after all that. Really, it took you a minute and a half to type 'OK'?
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Just don't ask 16 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Yeah that looks fine. When my sister-in-law was pregnant she would have wanted sardins on that. And ketchup. And pickles.
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If you only read popular books 12 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
If encouraging people to broaden their horizons beyond the mainstream media slop makes me a hipster douche then it's a badge I wear with pride. Try reading The Fabric of the Cosmos, maybe you'll learn something. http://www.amazon.com/The-Fabric-Cosmos-Texture-Reality/dp/0375727205
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This man has never been noticed 12 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
This guy needs on Oscar before Brad Pitt does. And I want that suit.
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The guy behind me can't see 6 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
A crowd troll!
A moment of realisation 13 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
...mind... blown.
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Open says me 7 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Though it may also come from the German "Alle, alle auch sind frei" which means "everyone, everyone is also free." No one is really sure.
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Introversion 19 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Yeah, that pretty much sums up my young adult life.
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You had one job Phil 5 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Jurassic Park: a true story based on the epic failure of Phil Tippett.
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Unique graduation gift 16 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Reading is hard for guest.
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Just imagine the possibilities 3 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
I saw that as a Mickey head until I realized it was Mario mushrooms. I spent a good couple of seconds wondering what a polkadot Mickey button would do.
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Too much going on here 4 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Someone wearing a hat like that shouldn't be making fun of a black cape.
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The Dog Guide 9 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
The SF stray dogs were named Bummer and Lazarus, I"ve seen the plaque in the city commemorating them. There's even a book available locally.
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Can't catch me 122 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
If your clone kills you is that suicide?
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Good dog 17 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Dogs are not fully color blind, they can see shades of yellow, blue and gray. They see the colors green, yellow and orange as yellowish, and they see violet and blue as blue. Blue-green is seen as a gray. It's hard to picture, but they aren't stuck with black and white.
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If you only read popular books 12 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Reading is hipster now?
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A miniature but realistic looking house 8 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
In that photo you can easily see that Frodo's tea cup is bigger than Gandalf's, but in the film they look the same size.
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A miniature but realistic looking house 8 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
It's an old movie FX trick. Put a model infront of some full sized scenery and trick the perspective. It makes the model look full size. It was used A LOT in the LoTR series to make the actors playing hobbits and dwarves look small by placing them further from the camera then the others. Here's a reverse angle pic of a scene from LoTR
http://img.scoop.it/6I02CHHlhjQAdjD27vlHNzl72eJkfbmt4t8yenImKBVaiQDB_Rd1H6kmuBWtceBJ
See how Gandalf is sitting closer to the camera than Frodo and the table is split, items on Frodo's side of the table are bigger than the ones on Gandalf's to enforce the trick. From the camera's point of view the table looks whole and it appears that Frodo is sitting directly across from Gandalf, but is smaller.
BTW: When filming the Hobbit in 3D they used 3 cameras for these shots, one for the left eye perspective and two for the right eye (in this shot one would film Gandalf, the other Frodo) so in composite they would seem to be at the same depth.
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Get it right, people 14 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Bread! Apples! Very small rocks! Cider! Cherries! Mud! Churches! Lead!
A DUCK!
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