Jeff M. Thomas

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Romeo and Juliet 9 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
So I did! Whew.
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Early to bed 8 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
When I was young my parents took me in to see a doctor because no matter when they put me to bed I'd stay up reading until sometime after midnight. If they took the books away I'd sneak up and find them or do something else, I just wasn't tired. The doctor ran some tests then simply said "Some people don't need as much sleep." To this day I don't go to sleep until one or two in the morning, or later. If I take something to knock me out sooner I don't feel any more awake the next day. But laying awake at night 4am worrying about the next day and important things you have to do and not being able to sleep really sucks.
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Take that, robber! 14 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan.
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Romeo and Juliet 9 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
It's been hours and no one has posted "Still a beter love story than Twilight" yet. What's going on Funsub, you're slipping.
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Real path to success 7 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Yeah, but I like to think that the vast majority of people getting fucked with the stated intention of having a kid are having a good time with it.
Real path to success 7 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Truth.
This has been a challenge for me for my entire life 5 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
I was never any good at recognizing flirting. More than once I've run into people I knew back when and they'd say, "I used to flirt with you all the time!" And I answer, "Oh yeah, that was fun!" But internally I'd be face-palming so heard it's a wonder my head didn't explode.
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Dreams = Parallel Universe 40 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
"Somehow not getting shot" is a noble goal, I frequently desire to not be shot.
Chase your dreams!
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Sounds about right 12 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Since relationships, guest.
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Fruitception 18 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Toberries from Monsanto, not as successful as tomacco.
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When you really need to know 15 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
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Quite possibly the greatest sport ever 12 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
I would absolutely watch this.
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Further proof that dogs are awesome 8 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
I'm not sure if anyone has trained a dog to recognize emoticons yet.
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Interesting design ideas 11 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Many if these aren't really design ideas, they're strange photoshops.
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Interesting design ideas 11 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Did you really come here for something useful? Did you you get lost on your way to lifehacker?
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Bugs Bunny, you have no right for that face! 12 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
He's giving that look because those shoes just do not go with black.
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Shut up and take my money 9 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
It will me mine this knight!
The good days 10 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
There were a number of attractions but most of the good stuff opened later http://www.yesterland.com/dl1955.html
A dollar in 1955 is about $8.60 today, by the end of 1955 the price for an adult had gone up to $2.50, or about $21, and yes, the good rides cost extra. I still remember agonizing over what to use my E ticket on.
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The secret to making it look like you did it on purpose 5 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
"Oops! Crap I fell... think fast ... cute, yes look cute! There we go.
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Now you know 5 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
You're also alive today because none of you ancestors died before they could have kids. Because that plane your grandmother was on didn't crash, because your great, great, great grandfather didn't catch malaria in Africa that one time, because back in 1467 that one woman did not get trampled by a horse, etc. etc.
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Late night surfing, this is my exact face 8 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Yeah, I'm getting party tired.. It gets harder to star grammatically correcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
I'm putting this in my will 2 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Never whack something that's buzzing, I learned that a long time ago, the hard way.
If only 2 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
That's what 'git blame' is for.
I never say how I really feel 16 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Now Bob Marly is stuck in my head. Thank you.
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Seriously, what happened in the 80's? 2 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Yeah, I was a teen in the 80's... I think there was something in the school water that sent our fashion sense spiraling out of controll. MTV was the triggering agent.
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