Jeff M. Thomas

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Heres an idea. 7 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
Thanks for registering to tell us this, you're awesome!
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Saved a baby bunny today. 12 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
When we were first married we didn't live in a great part of town. This jerk who lived next to us had some rabbits for some reason. One day a rabbit escaped and was in our parking area, I went out to catch it but it ran across the street and under the fence. The guy who lived over there was a huge, bearded and tattooed man who rode a Harley and often sat on his front porch drinking beer and glaring at people while his barefoot kids played in his yard. An hour or so later we heard a knock on our neighbors door,
"I caught this rabbit in my back yard, one of my kids said it might be yours."
"Oh yeah, that's one of mine, it chewed it's way out last night."
"What do you keep rabbits for?"
"I feed them to my python."
(long pause)
"You aren't getting this one back." And he left.
The next day I saw him out in his side yard where he parked his Harley, building a rabbit hutch. When we moved out six months later his daughter had the rabbit out in the yard playing.
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Comic con nerds 6 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
This made me laugh, but I would like to say the "sexy cosplay" thing is simply an extension of Internet Rule #34, and add
"Furies who cosplay Pokemon because it's more socially acceptable."
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don't 99 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
Thinking back to those days is painful, but it is true that just being there for someone in that state can make all the difference. I'm really glad you're feeling better.
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don't 99 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
That's true, I was only thinking of purely psychological emotions but brain chemistry can seriously effect the way you feel and think, that is the point of recreational drugs. Sometimes the chemistry of the brain can simply change by itself, just as someone can become hypoglycemic or get high blood pressure without any outside influence. And there is no amount of cheering up that can help a brain chemistry thing.
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This moments 44 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
They all get me but the Lion King one really hits me, when Simba crawls under Mufasa's paw... They play it during The World of Color the bastards.
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Seriously, how?! 30 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
I think in the shower, I've had some of my best ideas in the shower. The length of my showers is legendary in my family.
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The face of sheer joy 6 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
Such happiness and joy!
don't 99 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
I've known people who were suicidal, but i can't say I have ever really understood it. There is far to much I don't know, haven't seen, haven't done, people I haven't met, stories yet to be created...
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The US version of harry potter is surprisingly short 7 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
Avada Kabam! Eat some muggle tech snake-breath.
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Puppy satan is hungry 8 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
Moon Moon Jr.: Destroyer of Worlds
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Wat 8 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
So lions should hunt upside down then.
"Aw what a cute little... OMG LION!"
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Shit students say! 10 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
What classroom has a Yellow Submarine and a poster for Fargo in it? I want to take that class.
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If only it could be that easy 4 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
No capes! Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine! Meta-Man! Express elevator! Dynaguy! Snagged on takeoff! Splashdown! Sucked into a vortex! NO CAPES!
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Double standards 66 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
You are all one person as far as the rest of are concerned.
A terribly schizophrenic person.
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Keep your kids behaving on long car trips 16 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
Don't judge until you've been on a long road trip with kids under 10.
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Majestic as f*ck 11 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
Click and drag on it to get some interesting stills.
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When I am trying to pull the blankets 7 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
Yep, done that.
What a year as a 9 to 5 employee has taught me 4 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
You only work 9 to 5? Lucky bastard.
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Kill it before it reproduces! 116 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
If you think you have more in common with a white, blond, blue eyed Bashkir raised in Kazan than with a black person raised in New York, then you are a fool. The color of the skin is not as defining as the environment someone is raised in. People raised in America are Americans.
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I'd do it so nobody can go 31 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
Or unless it's funny.
Don't assume you know what's funny.
Is this a paradox? Yes, it is.
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Scientific experiments 30 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
I'll be over here living with a German Shepard that's trained to rip the head off anyone who breaks into my house.
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Scientific experiments 30 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
The cute and fluffy laws can be bad, true, but if those Eskimos had driven the seals to extinction, which was likely, they would have been far worse off. And no Eskimos starved because they couldn't club baby seals anymore, seriously, there's far more meat on a walrus than a baby seal. Seal pelts were sold for money not food.
Animals are not people, but people ARE animals, and there is NO CHANGING THAT. The only thing that separates us is brain power. Animals have nowhere near the rights of children, where the hell did you hear that? And if our current prison system rehabilitates anyone, it's the exception not the rule. You really think that individual animals who hunt humans for sport and laugh at the people they hurt are worth more to us as a society than animals who have been bred for thousands of years to be beneficial to mankind? But hey, if you want to live next to a 'rehabilitated' violent serial rapist and wife beater who got paroled due to prison overcrowding, you do that.
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When a girl tries to be violent 21 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
This is cute, but my wife once broke a beer bottle over a cowboys head in a bar when he told her, "Sit down and shut up little lady, the men are talking."
He didn't get to do much talking.
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Stupidest way to be locked out 5 comments
zazuyen · 10 years ago
It's so awesom that cell phones allow us to record such moments for posterity now.
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