Actually its so i have food and a house

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People are not this stupid

Slurping noise and moaning is beautiful

You should see a doctor about that. Blood in stool is a serious problem

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Hes gonna be surprised to find out hes not the father

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When you fleek....on a buget

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To be fair, I actually only cook things to well done. Being colorblind, I can't tell the difference between the stages too well and when I do it by time, it still comes out too raw.

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My wife left me because she became a he and decided that he only liked men in a gay way

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