How to break this to yuki...

Porktality!

I need your phone now mom, we'll see how a month without it changes your attitude about injecting marijuana

I've been that guy before. ended up buying a super overpriced charger from a gas station just so I had google maps to get me home

GrabaBrushandPutonAlittleMakeup

You're a goo goo, GaGa

Next thing you know, they'll be wanting socialistic polices and free health care!

Dont do extra. If they really need it, argue for more money. Always know your worth

Anyone remember the dude from ffx that died in his sleep and just forgot he was unsent for a thousand years

Get rekd scrub

Uh...castiel

Stop dreaming 4chan

Still triggered*

I was looking at the weird ass parrot thing in the back

But tonight...

More confused then anything

Waiting room of zalgo actually

Alexa is thirsty

This playdough spaghetti is cold! I want my pencil and plastic cup back!