Krum stump, or Adolf stump, you pick which is better

May cause increase in morning wood

Ain't shit to my dawg spongebob

You end it. Life has no meaning, become entropy. Hail Darkseid

Shes not lying, shes misguided about caloric intake vs volume. People want want to feel full but they dont realize that and eat way more than they need to hit that full feeling

It's quite a lovely moon this morning

Nope, already trending on my insta

NOT me, i have no friends

So she's into golden showers?

Boom

If you have to fight shit fire, youre having a bad time

It's also much easier to deal with a single egg, than 100 billion sperm cells.

he's just a lovable little shit, we can't help it

that last one was gay sex though

Guess i need to practice cpr

Plz bfr i died

That doesn't look good to me

So we gave her a medal right?

That sounds like some amazing drugs, ill take 50

tis a good meme, pass it on

The One True King