They forgot that tiny, completely random, and infuriatingly short burst of mania followed by a seemingly never-ending fall into the pit of despair.

That looks comfy

I didn't think I was the only one who wore capes...

Actually me rn it's killing me every second I can't be with her

Wait, who was the main character in Friends?

Good guy Genghis Khan?

Red One the Abolisher of Mars

*popped a werewolf

I fucking love science.

woah

It's my spirit animal

The second commercial to represent LGBT families and I am honestly so happy.

Way to be a father too. Like hell yeah let your little human spawn choose his little black kittens name

Doesn't matter. He has a t-rex

I always keep $20 in my phone case. That way I always have emergency money with me.

How weird would it be to find your own face there?

Not even gunna lie, its the same thing when gay people meet each other in public (speaking from experience here)

Wtf sontard?

*please not Nebraska, please not Nebraska...*

This is the type of cat I would buy magical potions from in the woods.