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zipsrampage95
I'm just a girl who has a weakness for horsepower.
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The walking dead makeup 8 comments
zipsrampage95
· 11 years ago
This woman looks too much like my roommate for me to be comfortable with this.
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They used to smile too 15 comments
Make a sharpie tattoo that lasts a month 212 comments
Trolling 7 comments
zipsrampage95
· 11 years ago
Press your face against a window and have someone take a close up picture from the other side. Then you can edit the background as you please.
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Faith in humanity restored 10 comments
zipsrampage95
· 11 years ago
"Hey sandwich guy! I forgot my lunch again..."
"You've forgotten your lunch every day this week."
"But nutella..."
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"You've forgotten your lunch every day this week."
"But nutella..."
Amazing dog recovery 66 comments
zipsrampage95
· 11 years ago
This has been reposted a few times. I want to see an update of him!!!
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What does the fox say 21 comments
zipsrampage95
· 11 years ago
Seriously guys, the elephant says toot. Have we learned nothing from Ylvis?
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Once again, thanks 9 comments
zipsrampage95
· 11 years ago
FunSubstance has changed the way I see things:
Gay bacon = airheads extremes
Sea pancakes = sting rays
Electricity ropes = extension cords
Darkness eliminators = flashlights
and now...
goth lobsters
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Edited 11 years ago
Gay bacon = airheads extremes
Sea pancakes = sting rays
Electricity ropes = extension cords
Darkness eliminators = flashlights
and now...
goth lobsters
I really really want to know... 43 comments
zipsrampage95
· 11 years ago
I think I may be wrong, but don't volcanos give off a lot of sulfur? So maybe it would taste like sulfur
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Edited 11 years ago
Who doesn't want to sleep tonight?! 69 comments
zipsrampage95
· 11 years ago
Not going to do it, not going to do it... did it, regret it, can't sleep.
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Who doesn't want to sleep tonight?! 69 comments
New package idea 7 comments
zipsrampage95
· 11 years ago
"a nice clean solid piece of healthy nutrition"
Why can I only think of poop?
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Why can I only think of poop?
You'd think they would've learned by now 1 comments
Swimsuits these days are so obscene 11 comments
I don't know what to say for this one... 12 comments
zipsrampage95
· 11 years ago
"Yes, hi McDonalds. I would like a half-pound cheeseburger, but vegetarian style. Um, and hold the bread, onions, lettuce, pickles, tomato, and condiments."
"Ma'am, that just leaves the cheese."
"Yes, that's what I want. But I want it to weigh half of a pound."
"Your total is $3.00, first window please."
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"Ma'am, that just leaves the cheese."
"Yes, that's what I want. But I want it to weigh half of a pound."
"Your total is $3.00, first window please."