ZipsRampage95

zipsrampage95


I'm just a girl who has a weakness for horsepower.

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The walking dead makeup 8 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
This woman looks too much like my roommate for me to be comfortable with this.
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Feels, man. 97 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
Worth it. So sweet =)
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They used to smile too 15 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
That blurred effect is actually really pretty.
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Faith in humanity restored 10 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
To where exactly?
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Make a sharpie tattoo that lasts a month 212 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
But can you wash it?
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Rooms you wish you had 13 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
That recessed bed is awesome
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Trolling 7 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
Press your face against a window and have someone take a close up picture from the other side. Then you can edit the background as you please.
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Faith in humanity restored 10 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
"Hey sandwich guy! I forgot my lunch again..."
"You've forgotten your lunch every day this week."
"But nutella..."
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Doesn't it look a little bit like a tiny tyrannosaurus when it runs? 14 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
This is how I wanna die.
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Amazing dog recovery 66 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
This has been reposted a few times. I want to see an update of him!!!
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Once again, thanks 9 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
Oh yes, that too.
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What does the fox say 21 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
Really?
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What does the fox say 21 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
Seriously guys, the elephant says toot. Have we learned nothing from Ylvis?
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Once again, thanks 9 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
FunSubstance has changed the way I see things:
Gay bacon = airheads extremes
Sea pancakes = sting rays
Electricity ropes = extension cords
Darkness eliminators = flashlights
and now...
goth lobsters
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Adult Cereals 17 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
cocoa peep-holes
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I really really want to know... 43 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
I think I may be wrong, but don't volcanos give off a lot of sulfur? So maybe it would taste like sulfur
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Adult Cereals 17 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
Captain cunts
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Who doesn't want to sleep tonight?! 69 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
Fall unconscious?
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Who doesn't want to sleep tonight?! 69 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
Not going to do it, not going to do it... did it, regret it, can't sleep.
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Who doesn't want to sleep tonight?! 69 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
We'll miss you guys...
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New package idea 7 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
"a nice clean solid piece of healthy nutrition"
Why can I only think of poop?
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You'd think they would've learned by now 1 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
Don't forget Aslan
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Swimsuits these days are so obscene 11 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
I want muscle boobs...
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Depressing 8 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
No. I wear trunks and a long top...I'm a girl.
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I don't know what to say for this one... 12 comments
zipsrampage95 · 11 years ago
"Yes, hi McDonalds. I would like a half-pound cheeseburger, but vegetarian style. Um, and hold the bread, onions, lettuce, pickles, tomato, and condiments."
"Ma'am, that just leaves the cheese."
"Yes, that's what I want. But I want it to weigh half of a pound."
"Your total is $3.00, first window please."
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